Welcome to the handcrafted sentence emporium. Where, for just $20, you can purchase your very own artisanal sentence. Custom-made in Boston or San Francisco.
the skinny
Own a custom sentence crafted just for you. Just request (as in pre-pay for) a sentence from one of our hand-crafting specialists – Erin Kate Ryan, William Moore, Virginia Lee Borges or Ron MacLean – and we'll deliver. Watch for special-offer sentences from our travel destinations (surcharge applies). Got a particular travel destination from which you'd like a handcrafted sentence? You can fund a journey!
We offer free translation of Scottish sentences, and offer guidelines for sentences crossing international borders. (No baggage fees!)
the caveats
• Customer has no control over topic or content of the sentences. It'll be a surprise!
• $5 surcharge for sentences involving goats or bologna
• Negotiable fee for correspondence with sentence crafters
• All sentences purchased remain on loan to us for display in our sentence gallery
samples
flying with your sentence
- Particularly wet sentences should be placed in a 3 oz container
- Sharp sentences should be placed in checked luggage – do not attempt to carry on
- Do not attempt to hide explosive sentences on your person
testimonials
"This is a hand-crafted sentence."
– Al, accountant, Woonsocket, RI
Visit our clearance section for great deals on sentences with slight defects, or whose authenticity we cannot guarantee.
